Funny Valentine Verses
Laugh and the world laughs with you and these Funny Valentine Verses are just the ticket especially when you're not sure of the reaction or just for an emergency escape route for your pride.
They are free for your non commercial use.
Funny Valentine Verses
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If we are the sum of two parts
Then minus one I would lose my heart;
If one and one make the two
All I can say is that I love you.
Maths never was a strong point of mine
But all I know is that you are divine;
If we're not together then bankruptcy is mine
Together forever or apart with not a dime!
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Flying straight I hope it does
If romantic Cupid has hit the spot;
Then we're in for a lovely time
Lots of laugh-a-lot!
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At first you were just a gleam in my eye,
Just a squiggly feeling when you would walk by.
Because you look like such a treat,
You've made mush of my brain, made me weak in the feet.
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You tickle my funny bone
Whenever we meet;
That's why I always
Have to look at my feet.
I feel so shy whenever we're near
But I really do love you, you know;
So tell me you feel the same way too
I want a relationship I'll have you know!
Maggie-May
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Funny Valentine Verses
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Vegetarian Valentine Verses
Love is like a Cabbage
My
love is like a cabbage
Divided into two,
The leaves I give to others,
The heart I give to you.
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You may not "carrot" all for me,
the way I care for you.
you may "turnip" your nose
when I plead with you.
But if your "heart" should "beet" with mine,
forever "lettuce" hope,
there is no reason in the world
why we two "Cantaloupe."
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The carrot and the sweet pea
Fell in love over the garden fence;
You cannot be with me on my travels
As it really makes no sense.
You're deep down there
Whilst I'm a shallow pretty thing;
I'll traipse all over the place
So this is only a fling!
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I wish I was a cabbage,
A cabbage cut in two,
The outer leaves I'd throw away,
The heart I'd save for you.
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It's not that I can't live without you
It's just that I don't want to try;
If you say you're going
Then all I'll do is cry.
(If you believe that you'll believe anything)
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Funny Valentine Verses
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On Valentines day
This is just a note to say
I'm glad I married you,
And I bet the kids are, too
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Your eyes are a special blue
Your hair a special brown;
But within your arms I know I'll be
The luckiest guy in town.
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And the sugar maybe sweet;
But without you as the crumpet
Then no tea can we eat.
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If you were the only girl in the world
And I was the only guy;
Then we would have to overcome
And we would surely try.
A surprise it would be
To the pair of us;
As sure as eggs are eggs
Passion-now that would be a plus.
Maggie-May
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